I asked Cortana about her nemesis, Siri.
When I persisted with the question, she was like
I tried to act smart a bit
That was going nowhere, so I switched topics and asked her about Google.
Ouch! That would hurt someone at Mountainview! But Cupertino was more lucky
Thought of asking her about Android
Then I asked her a couple of easy questions to make her feel comfortable
Then got a bit personal
She was fine with it, so thought of digging further.
Right time to ask her about Bill & Steve
She seemed to be in a good mood! Time to get a bit naughty
She was gracious, so thought of putting her in dock a bit
The ultimate question
I thought of fooling around a bit more
Had to push it a bit further
I was getting bored
And then Cortana cut me short asking a question, twice.
I went full retard
And Cortana wasn’t impressed
I wanted let her go happy
What’s the most hilarious reply you’ve got from Cortana? Do share with us in the comment section below!
